I'm starting a new airline. I'm going to call it Naked Air. In the wake of the latest terrorist plot by an idiot radical, new regulations and restrictions are coming. There will be a ban on blankets, pillows, laptops, etc.
The only way to make sure everyone stays safe and feels safe is for no-one to have anywhere to hide explosives. Therefore, everyone on the plane will be naked. That goes for the passengers, staff, and pilots. I hope you will consider flying with us in the future.
